10) "my humps" by black eyed peas
9) paris hilton
8) fox's arrested development series is cancelled
7) d4l's "shake that laffy taffy"
6) mcdonald's outsourcing drive-through employees in india. i'm lovin' it!
5) fox's family guy was cancelled and then brought back, only dumbed down a whole bunch
4) it's okay to elect a president that had cocaine issues, but let's crucify a supermodel [the very poster child for 90's heroin chic at that] for snorting some rails, everybody! people, she's a model.
3) michael jackson somehow hasn't just fallen completely off the radar
2) that cesarean sections are at an all-time high is somehow newsworthy. come on: scheduling a procedure to have your precious bundle removed under anaesthetic versus unexpectedly shitting a watermelon. you pick.
1) we wonder why we americans are so damned fat. the world's #1 sport is soccer -- ours entails sitting in a car for four hours.
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