Tuesday, February 01, 2005

seven years of stubbly brows

after two days of schlubbing it in the bathrobe, took an evening shower and enjoyed some time spent in grooming focus: tweezing, picking, moisturizing, self-tanning. unwittingly enabling my obsession with picking, my mom gave me a travel-size magnifying mirror complete with velveteen case and suction cup backing. unfortunately, its grip on my glassed-in shower broke loose and my precious mirror shattered. damn slippery apr├ęs-shower cleaning spray.

oh, my precious, precious, precious... master betrayed us! wicked, tricksy filth!

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