Wednesday, November 01, 2006

why be smart? when you can just eat chocolate

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today, as i was nuking a scrumptious boca brat for lunch, i noticed this nestlé crunch bar sitting atop my microwave. the side of the wrapper read:

why be plain? when you can be crunchy

what?! this is the kind of shit that just sets my teeth on edge, probably more than ever now that i'm a mama. as if the children who consume the most candy bars don't have enough issues with knowing how to nourish their pale, flabby bodies as it is, now they're going to be grammatically challenged as well.

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