Tuesday, November 23, 2004
o.j. needed more o.j.
an obviously pre-orange-juice disposition
when i was little(r), i remember reading in one of my snoopy encyclopedias that drinking orange juice each day prevents crabbiness. i was quite the insomniac [perhaps due to rampant in utero exposure to no doz, which also may explain my ten-year dependence on ephedra. just kidding... love you, momma!], so those books were my best friends for many years. to this day, i get really aggro without even eight ounces of o.j.
apparently, i need to keep drinking the sunny stuff. the antioxidants may help my brow's deepening furrow. fugly.
Posted by P at 1:50 PM