an obviously pre-orange-juice disposition
when i was little(r), i remember reading in one of my snoopy encyclopedias that drinking orange juice each day prevents crabbiness. i was quite the insomniac [perhaps due to rampant in utero exposure to no doz, which also may explain my ten-year dependence on ephedra. just kidding... love you, momma!], so those books were my best friends for many years. to this day, i get really aggro without even eight ounces of o.j.
apparently, i need to keep drinking the sunny stuff. the antioxidants may help my brow's deepening furrow. fugly.
6 comments:
OJ for you, Diet Coke for me. I feel for you.
In unrelated news, check out this blog. It's like a train wreck, or the goodnight kiss on a first date-- I just can't avert my eyes.
oh my god. that is absolutely hilarious. did you watch the video of him peeing? i am a disbeliever -- i wanted to see the stream to believe it. my god, this man is so funny. i hope his kidneys survive.
Must have OJ with any bland sauted (nice word for fried) breakfast food.
Caffiene is still my first love. I still get lots done around the house in the wee hours with cd player and headphones on and a good coffee buzz going while Jack and Socks snoozes. Trudy stays up and revels in my strange activity.
I still love caffiene! It helps get the through the neverending laundry. OJ is perfect, though, with sauted (nice for fried) breakfast food.
No - I'm not going senile and I haven't been taking No-Doz again. I posted the first post using Mozilla Firefox and didn't think that it took.
Soooo....I posted again. I checked it in I.E. (danger, danger Will Robenson!) and lo and behold - both of my posts were posted.
Don't forget, your mother is an R-B!
momma, you are totally an RB. that's okay -- i'm a no-B at the moment... my brain is waterlogged today.
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