oh, man. i've read dooce for some time now, and i've been envying her for her idyllic post-hipster life in scenic utah, her ridiculously gorgeous elopement photos taken in yosemite national park, her eternally uber-svelte physique, and the product of her young motherhood, leta.
recently, she bested me on a whole different frontier: she got to partake of phanero-nirvana of the finest ilk.
oh, woman. you mock me. damn you to bartlett, tennessee. why won't you share any of the pictures?!